Bored Again

Well, now that the glorious victory over the french cunts has been acheived, I am must say that once again.....

I am bored.

French Cunt

I still can't believe how that French cunt Vinnie fucked himself up so badly.

Going Away

So I am going overseas in a couple of weeks, and I have to decide where to go. I'm going to get a "round the world" ticlet, so I can pretty much go wherever.

But really, I want you to tell me where the fuck to go

The Botanical Gardens

If there's one thing I love about Melbourne, its the Botanical Gardens.

So beautiful, so lush, and right in the heart of the city.

Mmmmmmm

Victory

Well done, troops.

We have brought them to their knees. Deleteme is now BY INVITATION ONLY.

Our first objective has been acheived. Their group is now doomed, as they will not be able to effectively grow.

Congratulations on a job well done.

The Story of Flickr

Well, you may have noticed over the last couple of weeks that my blog contributions have been dying in the arse.

Well there is a good reason for this.

I have been obsessed with getting under the skin of a couple of arrogant French cunts.

Anyway, it ended in tears.

I got an email from these Flickr fuckheads as follows:


Your account has been deleted as due to:

Multiple strikes for behaviour contravening our Terms of
Use. In the end, your own words support this:

"I don't really give a fuck about all this Flickr crap. I
am just here to cause a disturbance."

Given your behaviour over the last few weeks, your
statement on former profile, the Impersonation of of other Flickr members and harassment of the Delete Me group and your general incitement within your own groups to make like difficult for other groups, what negotiation should there be?

As per out Terms of Use, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason at any time.

Heather



Now even though this little dispute has temporarily fucked up all the photos on this blog, I still managed to get a few people fucked off, disrupted the smooth operation of a internet group and had a generally entertaining experience.

All round, I would say, mission accomplished.

Go Demons

As I said earlier, and despite the know-it-all chalkfans claiming i was an idiot,

DEMONS FOR PREMIERS 2005

Aussie Aussie Aussie

What the fuck is going on with the Aussie cricket team ??
They are fucked !!
What the fuck is Ponting going to do ?

Melbourne....Yeah !!!

OK, so now I'm in Melbourne, and boy, is it fun. I am making a point of eating at ever classic old school Melbourne restaurant. My list is as follows:

Leos
Pellegrinis
Flower Drum
Scheherezade

Tonight I'm going to the casino and tomorrow Im going to the football.

What a life !!!

Going Somewhere

Yes, I am finally getting off my arse and going somewhere.

Destination Melbourne for a week of action packed city entertainment.

I will be sure to take a million photos and will be keeping you all updated.

Love Chalk

Barbecue

Had a barbie at my place on the weekend.

Ate like a pig. Got completely off my head, stayed up all night and made a mess of everything.

Yeah.

Empty Beach

Went to the beach this morning to see some whales. There was no whales, so I had to photograph this boring, uninspiring scenery instead.

Police Encounter

COP: "Hey mate, whats the camera for ?"
ME: "Just for taking a few photos"
COP: "Oh, OK then"

CYRIL SAID....

CYRIL SAID....
Originally uploaded by Mr. Chalk.

Thanks for destroying my innocent childhood memories, everyone. Now how do you like my new t shirt design ??

The King

The King
Originally uploaded by Mr. Chalk.

Kill Derryn Hinch

No Stopping

OK, so we are agreed that I am going away again. We are pretty much agreed on the NO LUGGAGE concept in some form.

Now, the bigger question...

WHERE TO ????

Any suggestions ?

Rat

Rat
Originally uploaded by jip.

So I was sitting on my couch and I noticed this unpleasant odor. I searched around for a bag of old rubbish, then started to suspect an overflowing septic tank.

Anyway, it got worse, and I started to think some dirty feral had smeared some shit on my furniture or something.

Anyway, I found it. Dead rat, under the fucken cushion of my couch. I must have sat on it and squashed it to death.

Stinky rotten dead mutherfukka.

Now I feel sick.

radio

Im on the fucken radio again tonight. check your time zone on the right.

NO FUCKEN LUGGAGE

IMG_0018
Originally uploaded by MtDewVirus.

Come on, youve got to admit that NO LUGGAGE is an intriguing travel concept. It has been proposed that I am not to take any cash. It has also been suggested that I am not to take any change of clothing.

Now I think thats a bit harsh. Surely its enough for me to be limited to carry on hand luggage, no ??

NO LUGGAGE CHALK

So my latest obsession is the next round the world adventure. I think I am going to go around the world again, but this time, with NO LUGGAGE.

Well, not exactly no luggage, but say just a small daypack, with a single change of clothes and my computer in it.

I am also open to adding more restrictions so as to make the whole thing more entertaining, and of course, every step of the journey would be documented and analysed right here on this website.

I think it could be fun.

Eye Eye, Captain

I am going photoshop CRAYZEE