Sunday, June 05, 2005


Originally uploaded by jip.
So I was sitting on my couch and I noticed this unpleasant odor. I searched around for a bag of old rubbish, then started to suspect an overflowing septic tank.

Anyway, it got worse, and I started to think some dirty feral had smeared some shit on my furniture or something.

Anyway, I found it. Dead rat, under the fucken cushion of my couch. I must have sat on it and squashed it to death.

Stinky rotten dead mutherfukka.

Now I feel sick.


At 11:54 AM, June 05, 2005, Anonymous dalamah said...

i symapthise whole heartedly with you...
dirty rotten stinky vermin...better than ferals though if you kill a feral 10 more will come.
p.s sorry about the maggots i left at your place

At 12:24 PM, June 05, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

did you leave that rat there, dalamah ??

oh, by the way, your car has got a flat battery.

At 12:55 AM, June 06, 2005, Blogger jonny-no-stars said...

Time to diet, if you can flatten a rat.

At 6:06 AM, June 06, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Oh yeah, i forgot to tell you what a fat cunt I am. My ex girlfriend drummed it into my head so hard, I just assume that everybody knows.

At 2:00 PM, June 06, 2005, Anonymous Dr Phil said...

what a bitch

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