Rat

Rat
Originally uploaded by jip.

So I was sitting on my couch and I noticed this unpleasant odor. I searched around for a bag of old rubbish, then started to suspect an overflowing septic tank.

Anyway, it got worse, and I started to think some dirty feral had smeared some shit on my furniture or something.

Anyway, I found it. Dead rat, under the fucken cushion of my couch. I must have sat on it and squashed it to death.

Stinky rotten dead mutherfukka.

Now I feel sick.