Tuesday, May 31, 2005

The Internet


The Twins
Originally uploaded by lizhurley.
I read this on the internet today:

"The first thing i look at when i see a girl is her face..and if i like her face..then i look at her boobs and if im not satisfied with her boobs its okay as long as i like her face..i think that's how things work for me."

That got me to thinking, "How do things work for me ?"

Well, I don't think I am a face OK, boobs not OK then if face OK, all OK kinda guy. I would also like to have a bit of arse OK and legs OK too, but really I would be fascinated to hear what my loyal chalkfans have to say on the matter....

How do things work for you ?

33 Comments:

At 4:10 PM, May 31, 2005, Anonymous uni-posca said...

NO SAGGERS

 
At 6:27 PM, May 31, 2005, Anonymous jello biafra said...

Did you have a three some with these two guys mr chalk.

 
At 6:52 PM, May 31, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Jello, I think its time you went on a holiday in cambodia.

 
At 6:53 PM, May 31, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

uni-posca, i am with you ALL THE FUCKEN WAY MATE

 
At 7:48 PM, May 31, 2005, Anonymous jello biafra said...

Your comments are even getting boring.

 
At 8:08 PM, May 31, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

i think im going to have to start deleting your sorry arse, jello

 
At 8:13 PM, May 31, 2005, Anonymous tarek said...

Your a mummys boy.

 
At 8:21 PM, May 31, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

yeah, monaro boy

 
At 8:29 PM, May 31, 2005, Anonymous tarek said...

im mr monaro monaro man is that other guy

 
At 8:30 PM, May 31, 2005, Anonymous uni-posca said...

pretty faces have been proven to be seriously over-rated.and dangerous

 
At 8:49 PM, May 31, 2005, Anonymous Narcotic thrust said...

La La land have a lot of pretty faces.Pity they are crack whores.

 
At 9:40 PM, May 31, 2005, Anonymous Tarek said said...

You are a dickhead narcotic thruist

 
At 9:51 PM, May 31, 2005, Anonymous spell check said...

tarek you need some help mate

 
At 9:53 PM, May 31, 2005, Anonymous zorba said...

if i can see her earlobes i can tell what kind of cunt she has, i'm into outies.

 
At 10:03 PM, May 31, 2005, Anonymous melbourne football club gay member said...

Is this a gay blog

 
At 10:16 PM, May 31, 2005, Blogger Badpatty said...

Ack. Gotta be the whole thing. Legs, face, arse . . . as long as they all work towards the common good, it works for me.

 
At 7:25 AM, June 01, 2005, Blogger jonny-no-stars said...

Depends.

Can't think now.

Gotta go look at some porn and then I'll know!

 
At 8:41 AM, June 01, 2005, Anonymous narcotic thrust said...

wow mrchalk, do you actually have anything precious or real or lovely in your life?

 
At 9:22 AM, June 01, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

nacotic thrust, if i did, do you think id waste my time on this nonsense ?

 
At 9:24 AM, June 01, 2005, Anonymous the original and only narcotic thrust said...

Mr chalk, I have a person impersonating me. Its the monaro drivers.

 
At 11:23 AM, June 01, 2005, Anonymous narcotic thrust said...

no, wait, i'm the real narcotic thrust

 
At 1:36 PM, June 01, 2005, Anonymous speaking of breasts said...

Are gay men aroused by the twins' man-boobs?

 
At 2:34 PM, June 01, 2005, Anonymous MARK A NEWHOUSE said...

FUCK OFF THRUST THERES 1 MONARO DRIVER AND 1 FUCKEN EGYPTIAN CUNT WANNA-BE CUNT MUSLIM FUCKER....cunt-----cunt fucken

 
At 3:50 PM, June 01, 2005, Anonymous rogets thesaurus said...

eloquent, sophisticated, couldn't have said it better myself

 
At 4:04 PM, June 01, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

newhouse was impersonating narcotic thrust, who was impersonating Jello Biafra

 
At 4:12 PM, June 01, 2005, Blogger Benoit Lapierre said...

hi from canada
your blog is very interesting.
please tell me more

 
At 4:51 PM, June 01, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

its not for you, mate

 
At 5:16 PM, June 01, 2005, Anonymous fairly fucked off jew that hates french canadians said...

i havent been impersonating anyone! you got it wrong mr chalk...

 
At 5:18 PM, June 01, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

geez im fucked off ..fucken welsh

 
At 8:21 PM, June 01, 2005, Anonymous spell check said...

jello biafra is not marty,to dumb.

 
At 3:11 AM, June 30, 2005, Anonymous dave said...

I check and make sure there's no facial hair. Then it's okay.

 
At 10:50 PM, July 19, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very pretty site! Keep working. thnx!
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At 3:56 AM, July 23, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very best site. Keep working. Will return in the near future.
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