Retirement

Goodbye Everyone
Originally uploaded by Chalkstar.

Hi Everyone,

I went for drinks with a few friends tonight, and I got chatting to this bloke Jaymse, and I am telling him how much I fucken hate computers. Especially the fucken internet. So after a bit, I start thinking to myself, "fuck this internet crap. I am fucken well retiring from the internet."

I mean, really, the internet is for fucken nerds and cunts with no mates, so i have decided to retire. My blog, and my Flickr account are now going to go to sleep, and I am finished with the lot of it. I am now going to be normal, and do some real shit, instead of punching crap into a keyboard all day and night

It has been great interacting with you all, but as of now, i am officially retired.

Thanks for your support, and good luck for the future,

Love and Light, Chalk

Arse Beer

Arse Beer
Originally uploaded by Chalkstar.

So I got this "Arse Beer" clip, so kindly donated to this blog by "Sunshine". Now I got it working, but if you wanna watch it, ya gotta click here

Fat Cunt

Anorexia Nervosa Case Study
Originally uploaded by Chalkstar.

I once had a girlfriend, who would fly into a rage every now and then. Her favourite insult was to call me a FAT CUNT.

Well, I suppose she was right, and since those days I have lost a few pounds. On this trip, though, I have been seriously indulging myself, and I feel I will have to go on a strict diet when I get home.

Until then, I will just keep eating, and in preparation for my extreme weight loss program, I will take photographs of anorexic women like this one.

Times Sqaure Chalk

Times Sqaure Chalk
Originally uploaded by Chalkstar.

Some people have accused me of being an egomaniac.

Well, I don't know about that, but one thing that I learned from my old school chum, Barry Carp was that it always pays to be a crowd pleaser.

So if egomaniac is what they think, then egomaniac is what they get.

It cost me a fortune to put this billboard up in Times Square, but hey, it was worth every penny.

Pirates Week

Smiley the Pirate
Originally uploaded by Chalkstar.

So, I'm in the Cayman Islands now, and I have walked into the biggest festival of the year, Pirates Week !!

Most countries commemorate independence day or some religious occasion or some war or something that happened, and make that into their national day.

Not here.

Caymans is about 2 things:

1. Money
2. The Sea

Pirate Princess
Originally uploaded by Chalkstar.

So, they decided that they werent making enough money in the start of November. Therefore, they invented their national celebration, and called it Pirates Week. I suppose they called it Pirates Week instead of Pirates Day because you can make more money in a week than you can in a day.

This really is a strange place. 40% of the island are people on work permits who have come to make money. There is virtually no unemployment, and no tax, so everybody has plenty of cash to blow.

Drugs are seriously prohibited.

Elvis McPirate
Originally uploaded by Chalkstar.

The net result of all of this is that everyone gets drunk at night and then rolls home to sleep it off before work the next day.

There is also almost no violent crime.

And almost no rubbish.


As I said.....this is a strange place....but I like it !!!

Stealth Photography

Roulette
Originally uploaded by Chalkstar.

I love taking forbidden photos

The Tackiest Place On Earth

Moon Lounges
Originally uploaded by Chalkstar.

Well, after having a wonderful time road testing the pink sand beaches and turquoise seas of Eleuthera, I am back in the capital of Bahamas, Nassau.

This time, I decided to stay at the ATLANTIS. Now this place is undoubtedly the tackiest place on earth. From the faux mayan temple, to the massive artificial sea habitat, this place reeks of tack.

Anyway, it has been loads of fun here in the Bahamas. The people were great, and I swear, I have never been to a fatter place in my life.

So now, its goodbye bahamas, HELLO CAYMANS !!!

Melbourne Cup

Makybe Diva
Originally uploaded by Chalkstar.

Its Melbourne Cup day today, and I am totally convinced that MAKYBE DIVA is going to make it 3 in a row. You would have to be completely off your head if you dont back her.

I will stake my reputation on this one...Makybe WILL WIN.

No go out and put the house on that horse. MAKYBE FUCKEN DIVA !!!

The greatest horse since Phar Lap, if not EVER