Monday, November 07, 2005

Pirates Week


Smiley the Pirate
Originally uploaded by Chalkstar.
So, I'm in the Cayman Islands now, and I have walked into the biggest festival of the year, Pirates Week !!

Most countries commemorate independence day or some religious occasion or some war or something that happened, and make that into their national day.

Not here.

Caymans is about 2 things:

1. Money
2. The Sea




Pirate Princess
Originally uploaded by Chalkstar.
So, they decided that they werent making enough money in the start of November. Therefore, they invented their national celebration, and called it Pirates Week. I suppose they called it Pirates Week instead of Pirates Day because you can make more money in a week than you can in a day.

This really is a strange place. 40% of the island are people on work permits who have come to make money. There is virtually no unemployment, and no tax, so everybody has plenty of cash to blow.

Drugs are seriously prohibited.


Elvis McPirate
Originally uploaded by Chalkstar.
The net result of all of this is that everyone gets drunk at night and then rolls home to sleep it off before work the next day.

There is also almost no violent crime.

And almost no rubbish.


As I said.....this is a strange place....but I like it !!!

22 Comments:

At 7:11 PM, November 07, 2005, Anonymous thePicaroony said...

Fucken Deadly ! i'm goin .... how's the DIRT FACTOR ?? Are the sluts free and easy ? are there any monkies ? Is there good cheap rum ? do people expect ye to take them seriously ?????

 
At 7:46 PM, November 07, 2005, Anonymous Pirate Whore said...

I hate you so much right now.....

 
At 9:43 PM, November 07, 2005, Anonymous Superior Pirate Whore said...

Chalk deserves some fun - don't be rude.

 
At 10:12 PM, November 07, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

pirate whore, im sorry for falling asleep during that blowjob. i had one Red Stripe too many...

 
At 10:18 PM, November 07, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

picaroony, if you bring a suitcase filled with cash, you could probably afford to stay for a week or so.

oh, and i dont think there is any prostitution here (other than the pirate whore), so i suppose you could set up shop with your cadre of disabled hookers

 
At 6:58 AM, November 08, 2005, Anonymous mrs glanville said...

cadre is a pretty big word for you, cunt

 
At 7:42 AM, November 08, 2005, Anonymous pirate pimp said...

Pirate Whore, I thought I told you to get back to work down at the docks.

 
At 7:45 AM, November 08, 2005, Anonymous international babe alert said...

Pirate Whore, I dunno about you, but Smiley's lookin a darn sight better than Mr C anyway.

Smiley is hot to trot. I'm going to the Caymans too.

 
At 7:48 AM, November 08, 2005, Anonymous international babe alert said...

I thought you'd like to know that I just made Smiley my screensaver.

 
At 9:24 AM, November 08, 2005, Anonymous sage said...

sounds like my life in byron except for the money,girls ,pirates ,whores,place to live,job,friends,and good time..

 
At 4:01 PM, November 08, 2005, Anonymous dill said...

you cunt

 
At 5:57 PM, November 08, 2005, Anonymous mr.cock said...

Are there really that many wealthy, boring, fat, north americans there?

 
At 6:31 PM, November 08, 2005, Anonymous fat bastard ego maniac said...

hey cock. Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

 
At 7:38 PM, November 08, 2005, Anonymous pink arse said...

mr cock and fat bastard egomaniac ill take ya both on.

 
At 10:23 PM, November 08, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

mrs glanville, or should i say FAT PLAIT, cadre is a 5 letter word. here is a big word for you.....getfuckedyoufatpompouslesbian

 
At 10:24 PM, November 08, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

the rest of the comments are nonsense, and dont even deserve a response....except that one from the pirate pimp.

what he said.

 
At 8:32 AM, November 09, 2005, Anonymous pirate pimp said...

thanks mate.

 
At 10:53 PM, November 09, 2005, Anonymous thePicaroony said...

the cripples are booked solid for the next 6 months after a run of oddly erotic drink-driving commercials on TV and the MARVELOUS fact that they resemble the participants from all those fucking X-Factor and Idol shows. Cunts.

 
At 12:20 AM, November 10, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

well, mate, you better just go find some more.

i heard there are plenty of unemployed erotic masseurs languishing at Kew Cottages.

tell 'em Chalk sent ya

 
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