Pirates Week
So, I'm in the Cayman Islands now, and I have walked into the biggest festival of the year, Pirates Week !!
Most countries commemorate independence day or some religious occasion or some war or something that happened, and make that into their national day.
Not here.
Caymans is about 2 things:
1. Money
2. The Sea
So, they decided that they werent making enough money in the start of November. Therefore, they invented their national celebration, and called it Pirates Week. I suppose they called it Pirates Week instead of Pirates Day because you can make more money in a week than you can in a day.
This really is a strange place. 40% of the island are people on work permits who have come to make money. There is virtually no unemployment, and no tax, so everybody has plenty of cash to blow.
Drugs are seriously prohibited.
The net result of all of this is that everyone gets drunk at night and then rolls home to sleep it off before work the next day.
There is also almost no violent crime.
And almost no rubbish.
As I said.....this is a strange place....but I like it !!!
16 Comments:
Fucken Deadly ! i'm goin .... how's the DIRT FACTOR ?? Are the sluts free and easy ? are there any monkies ? Is there good cheap rum ? do people expect ye to take them seriously ?????
I hate you so much right now.....
Chalk deserves some fun - don't be rude.
picaroony, if you bring a suitcase filled with cash, you could probably afford to stay for a week or so.
oh, and i dont think there is any prostitution here (other than the pirate whore), so i suppose you could set up shop with your cadre of disabled hookers
cadre is a pretty big word for you, cunt
Pirate Whore, I thought I told you to get back to work down at the docks.
Pirate Whore, I dunno about you, but Smiley's lookin a darn sight better than Mr C anyway.
Smiley is hot to trot. I'm going to the Caymans too.
I thought you'd like to know that I just made Smiley my screensaver.
sounds like my life in byron except for the money,girls ,pirates ,whores,place to live,job,friends,and good time..
mrs glanville, or should i say FAT PLAIT, cadre is a 5 letter word. here is a big word for you.....getfuckedyoufatpompouslesbian
the rest of the comments are nonsense, and dont even deserve a response....except that one from the pirate pimp.
what he said.
thanks mate.
the cripples are booked solid for the next 6 months after a run of oddly erotic drink-driving commercials on TV and the MARVELOUS fact that they resemble the participants from all those fucking X-Factor and Idol shows. Cunts.
well, mate, you better just go find some more.
i heard there are plenty of unemployed erotic masseurs languishing at Kew Cottages.
tell 'em Chalk sent ya
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