Welcome to Little Haiti
So when I was in San Francisco, this mate of mine told me to check out Little Haiti when I got to Miami.
So I jumped in a cab and said, "Take me to Little Haiti". The driver looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language. "Little Haiti ?? Are you sure ? I have never taken a white guy there in 16 years driving cabs !!"
So, as usual, I was going on Chalks tour of The Ghetto.
Well, I must say, the locals were amongst the friendliest people I have met. Especially Mr.Voodoo. He ran a religious items store, which was really a Voodoo store.
There were statues of the Maddona, Buddha, St.George and a whole range of christian saints. But what was really cool was the statues of dinosaurs, chickens and wolfmen.
Voodoo. The real thing. Unfortunately I didnt see any animal sacrifices, but like my mum says, you gotta leave something for next time...
posted by Mr. Chalk @ 11:26 AM
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9 Comments:
did you drink blood from the neck of a dying goat?
no, but i could go some goat chops now, thats for sure
did you get any of that voodoo oil
that you rub on your cock and women
are attracted like flies ?
yeah, but instead, it attracted flies, which repelled all the women
copy cat.
Retribution month is here, so...Can ya bring back a voodoo doll or two for me? I've got a few peeps who need some real lessons in pain.
Sorry mate theres no inflatable ones left.
I say briefly: Best! Useful information. Good job guys.
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