Friday, November 11, 2005

Retirement


Goodbye Everyone
Originally uploaded by Chalkstar.
Hi Everyone,

I went for drinks with a few friends tonight, and I got chatting to this bloke Jaymse, and I am telling him how much I fucken hate computers. Especially the fucken internet. So after a bit, I start thinking to myself, "fuck this internet crap. I am fucken well retiring from the internet."

I mean, really, the internet is for fucken nerds and cunts with no mates, so i have decided to retire. My blog, and my Flickr account are now going to go to sleep, and I am finished with the lot of it. I am now going to be normal, and do some real shit, instead of punching crap into a keyboard all day and night

It has been great interacting with you all, but as of now, i am officially retired.

Thanks for your support, and good luck for the future,

Love and Light, Chalk

23 Comments:

At 8:10 PM, November 11, 2005, Blogger Thomas Hawk said...

This is the third time I've seen this now. This story is getting old. Come on now and show us some photos of chicks.

 
At 10:34 PM, November 11, 2005, Anonymous arse beer said...

I think arse beer killed it

 
At 12:21 AM, November 12, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

obviously. this place was a good read until that came.

 
At 3:15 AM, November 12, 2005, Anonymous Safran said...

Come on cunt, give us some more

 
At 8:47 AM, November 12, 2005, Blogger Apprentice said...

!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHALKIE !!

Have a great time in Tokyo, take lots of pictures, see you soon. :)

 
At 9:22 PM, November 12, 2005, Anonymous Kerry Packer said...

i will buy this blog.

 
At 10:43 PM, November 12, 2005, Anonymous Blog Mother said...

now maybe you'll do something worthwhile with your time

 
At 7:11 AM, November 13, 2005, Anonymous Dr erik estrada said...

you realise giving up blogging is like giving up drugs, and we all know how good you were at that

 
At 9:09 AM, November 13, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retirement ? Bullshit.

You can't resist the attention, Chalkie. You'll be back in a week.

 
At 4:19 PM, November 13, 2005, Anonymous Crazy Japanese Slut said...

Thank fuck for that. Your real life friends were starting to get really freaked out by your descent into nerdsville. Now come round and fuck me for gods sake.

 
At 11:55 AM, November 14, 2005, Anonymous Elvis said...

good.

 
At 4:37 PM, November 14, 2005, Anonymous mr.cock said...

don't leave me this way...

 
At 9:16 PM, November 14, 2005, Anonymous need a spliff said...

don't limit your existence by other people's perceptions

 
At 3:23 PM, November 15, 2005, Anonymous STOP STALLIN said...

PULL THE FUCKEN PLUG ALREADY

 
At 7:34 AM, November 16, 2005, Anonymous reality bites said...

finally taking the plunge into the real world with the rest of us, eh?

 
At 1:44 PM, November 16, 2005, Anonymous kick the boot in said...

shoulda quite while u were ahead instead of fizzing out like a damp po-ha.

 
At 9:17 PM, November 17, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

chalkie - thank you for blocking me on flickr. you do the nicest things for the cuntiest reasons. i dunno what youre doing with yourself these days, prolly tossin off in your fish bowl, but know that you can come back anytime and we'll only laugh at you for a day or so, and then we'll forget.

- fubuki

you dont know how proud it made that chalkie blocked me. i laughed i cried i rolled over and kicked your mom outta bed to scramble me some eggs. cheers and arses, bitch

 
At 7:51 PM, November 18, 2005, Anonymous Mark Viduka said...

looks like you upset someone again, chalk

 
At 3:05 AM, November 19, 2005, Anonymous The Mortician said...

Chalk's Dead

 
At 7:48 PM, November 20, 2005, Anonymous fubuki said...

long live queen chalky - the perky little slut

 
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