Monday, March 27, 2006

Nashville, Tennessee


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Originally uploaded by Chalkstar.
So I went to Nashville, the International Capital of Country Music.

At first it was kinda funny, ya know...redneck shit everywhere...and proud of it. No black fellas, pork ribs and good ole boys. Ha Ha Ha

Well, its not so funny after a few hours.

All I can say now is that if I smell another pork rib or hear one more note of country music, I am gonna puke everywhere...

20 Comments:

At 7:58 AM, March 28, 2006, Anonymous panasonic said...

why do pigs have so many spare ribs...could you remove the spare ones without killing it? dumb yok animal....

 
At 8:27 AM, March 28, 2006, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

America is pork mad.

I tell ya, it fucken well STINKS !!

 
At 8:44 AM, March 28, 2006, Anonymous Borat said...

throw the jew down the well

 
At 9:56 PM, March 28, 2006, Anonymous Les Baxter said...

You just gotta be bored...Get back to nerd central, more your kinda scene!

And when ya see Ryan Adams don't forget to remind him how I pissed in his homemade glass of pork brew.

Stomp on your accoustic fuck ya...Give me some synth...Dirty lowbrows.

 
At 10:02 PM, March 28, 2006, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

a synth would be nice....so would a drum kit or some trumpets.

anyway, memphis next, so relief is close

 
At 3:12 AM, March 29, 2006, Anonymous burrito said...

Please. That's like me going to your country and complaining about Kangaroos, Steve Irwin, and how everybody talks funny. Don't be that daft. Most Nashvillians don't even listen to country, cause we have to make that shit all day long. Next time, go somewhere other than the tourist areas and you might do better.

 
At 3:21 AM, March 29, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you think Memphis is going to be different? Clue in dude and avoid the Rendezvous or Corky's like the plague. There's a big difference between Elvis's Graceland and Hustle and Flow. Beware of the Civil Rights Museum too.
Let me give you a true Nashville insider's tip: You know what we say to all the tourists? "Thank you so much for coming,now leave all your money and go home."

 
At 3:30 AM, March 29, 2006, Blogger HowardBuilding said...

Mr. Chalk,
If you leave Lower Broad, you'll figure out that the only people that hang out on Broadway are tourists. Dig a little deeper next time. Our city has plenty to offer

 
At 3:55 AM, March 29, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seconding HowardBuilding's post...kinda sad you came all that way and didn't venture out past Broadway????

 
At 4:59 AM, March 29, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

An Australian hippie throwback to the 60's takes a shot at Nashville. Hilarious!!

Pack your kit and head back to NSW.

 
At 5:07 AM, March 29, 2006, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

You rednecks need to CALM DOWN !!

All I said was that I was sick of the stench of pork ribs and the incessant whine of country music.

Wow...talk about sensitive

 
At 5:10 AM, March 29, 2006, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

And what the fuck makes you think I didnt venture past broadway ??

I went walking for 6 fucking miles in search of a piece of fruit with no luck.

Anyway, enjoy your pig fat and Bud Lite, rednecks.

 
At 5:10 AM, March 29, 2006, Blogger Lesley said...

redneck disneyland

Heh, that's pretty good. No, seriously. But I'm a native Memphian in Nashville, so I can laugh at that.

You're right about the black folks. The first day I moved here, I got stuck in a traffic jam (little did I know that would be a common occurrence) and when I looked all around me, I saw nothing but white people. It freaked me out. I thought I'd ended up in one of the Dakotas or something.

But you spent all that time on a plane and came to Nashville? I'd talk to a travel agent next time, if I were you.

 
At 5:11 AM, March 29, 2006, Anonymous burrito said...

Nashville doesn't like to be messed with is all. Cause we're the shit. But no hard feelings, and I'll even give you a tip about Memphis. Go to the corner of Market and Madison, and you will find several of the best places to eat in the region. Paulettes, Finos, and Route 66 (down the street) are all quite good and reasonably pork-free.

 
At 5:16 AM, March 29, 2006, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

hey dudes, i must say, the one thing i did like about Nashville was that the people were extremely friendly and hospitable.

I must say that Memphis is kinda cool....writing my next instalment now.

Thanks for the tips.

 
At 6:32 AM, March 29, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie did a six mile circular walkabout in Nashville and could find no other fruits. He'll love Memphis.

 
At 8:08 AM, March 29, 2006, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

listen anonymous,

at least have the courtesy to make up a name. next time i'll just delete your bullshit.

and by the way, MEMPHIS ROCKS !!

no fruit there either, though.

 
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