Sunday, March 26, 2006

THE KING OF NEW YORK


CHALK VS. JAY BULGER
Originally uploaded by Chalkstar.
So I went to New York with a mate of mine, and he tells me we are gonna hang out with his buddy, Jay.

So we catch up with him and his friends for dinner. Top people, super friendly and all that. After being used to cunts everywhere I go, its a fucken relief to be hanging with some decent people.

Anyway, it turns out that Jay is far from normal. In fact, he is THE KING OF NEW FUCKEN YORK !!!

For the rest of the weekend, he is showing us round the city, free everything, treated like royalty, bottles of vodka in nightclubs, chicks everywhere, VIP non stop shit like you wouldnt believe.

I ask him what he does...turns out he is a boxer, film director, writer and top model. This bloke is on the cover of fucken Vogue, directing film clips for Arctic Monkeys and The Strokes...I mean, fuck, like I said, the king. He's just written a book and has been published in six magazines.

And you would expect a guy like that to have his head planted right up his arse.....Not this guy. Jay is a joker who takes the whole thing lightly and makes everyone feel comfortable.

So, as you would imagine, I had a good time in NYC.

19 Comments:

At 2:18 AM, March 27, 2006, Anonymous Drug Addict said...

You're a cunt, Chalk

 
At 6:45 AM, March 27, 2006, Anonymous Melbourne Jew said...

So did you get a root ?

 
At 6:58 AM, March 27, 2006, Anonymous chopper said...

fucken hullo, so what are you now the fucken queen of New York ?

 
At 7:02 AM, March 27, 2006, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

2 free bottles of vodka, and im anyones. and i do mean anyones.

 
At 7:10 AM, March 27, 2006, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

well, not exactly anyones, but i certainly will say nice things about anyone

 
At 10:14 AM, March 27, 2006, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

um, ok, let me rephrase that...2 free bottles of vodka, a bunch of sexy young chicks, free entry into all the best clubs in NYC, general entertainment and all round good vibes and i'm anyones

 
At 4:51 PM, March 27, 2006, Anonymous NAPPY-MAN said...

i cant believe you let that cunt wear ya sunnies....you must be in love or high on drugs.

 
At 4:56 PM, March 27, 2006, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

new york does strange things to people, man

 
At 4:56 PM, March 27, 2006, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

i'm losing it, aren't i

 
At 8:14 PM, March 27, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeh but sounds like ya havin fun...

 
At 9:08 PM, March 27, 2006, Anonymous wide eyed rabbit said...

more of a simpleton really..

 
At 9:39 PM, March 27, 2006, Anonymous Elinesca said...

What was he doing with you, Chalk..? Getting material to his next book..?

 
At 10:44 PM, March 27, 2006, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

dunno elinesca, but im still recovering

 
At 9:45 PM, March 28, 2006, Anonymous StreetKore said...

So, finally after a 100 000 001 bongs, things are back to normal.

What gives here?

 
At 11:25 AM, April 16, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jay is a great guy, and fuckin funny I knew him in the boxing world-Left Jab Female boxer

 
At 11:27 AM, April 16, 2006, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

yes indeed...highly entertaining dude

 
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