Saturday, March 25, 2006

United Airlines - Shit

Originally uploaded by The Envoy.
United Airlines is easily the world's crappiest airline.

There is no wonder these losers have gone bankrupt. Their aircraft are old and out of date, as are their ugly stewardesses. Actually, ugly is a compliment. These hairy uptight hags are as rude as any I have come across, and the service they provide is worse than what you would expect from a bus conductor.

Listen, everyone know that the U.S airlines are shit, especially compared to Asian or even European carriers, but hey, United are just a total and absolute joke.

DO NOT FLY with them if you have any say in the matter. They are so, so bad.


At 3:57 PM, March 26, 2006, Blogger grinningbeaver said...

calm down, so you missed out on the anal cavity search, at least you got the the kosher meal with pubes in it.

At 4:53 PM, March 26, 2006, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

kosher is so 1999.

i always request the halal meal. that way i'm garanteed a cavity search.

At 2:07 PM, June 08, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice idea with this site its better than most of the rubbish I come across.

At 10:51 PM, July 19, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Greets to the webmaster of this wonderful site! Keep up the good work. Thanks.

At 3:55 AM, July 23, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice idea with this site its better than most of the rubbish I come across.

At 11:14 PM, January 07, 2012, Anonymous Livvy said...

It's true - it's rubbish. When I was 9 me and my family went around the world for a year and they were easily the worst airline I have ever been on.
It was a long flight - we had paid for meals, but they ran out and gave everyone "Curry's" vouchers instead - vouchers for an electronic shop! What were we supposed to do with them when my 3 year old sister was hungry and we would be travelling the world for another 6 months?
Another time the plane was delayed because someone didn't have a seat - not that it was overbooked - they had the space for a seat, but there was no seat in that space, just a bit of floor. How could they have overlooked that!
Other things that went wrong apart from the obvious overbooking problems were my dad's seatbelt not working, and nobody helping to replace it, putting two parents, a 9 year old a 6 year old and a 3 year old on completing different parts of the plane and telling us to sort it out ourselves, an airline hostess attempting to put a video in a video player (because that's the kind of rubbish TV's they had on their planes, and this was only 5 years ago,)and the video falling out and falling on the floor - very nearly hitting someone's head, and an airline hostess so fat she couldn't actually fit down the aisles without blocking it completely. I know I shouldn't be discriminatory but in an emergency she would block everyone up, not help them out of the aircraft.
These are all reasons that United Airlines is as you put it shit, and I will never be travelling with them again, and luckily probably won't have to because I live in England.


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