Thursday, March 17, 2005

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK !!!

Well, thats what I once saw on a t-shirt in New York, and guesss what ??? I AM IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT FUCKING NOW !!!! I'm not sure if you knew this, but I love New York soooooo much. It is my favourite city in the whole world and I am here.

WOOHOOO !!!!

Off to dinner now. I am sure I am going to have lots of fun in the big apple, so brace yourself for some serious hardcore motherfuckin shit.

23 Comments:

At 9:29 AM, March 17, 2005, Anonymous Dave Moss said...

I'm going home. No, I'm going to Wisconsin. Ah fuck you, fuck the lot of ya, fuck y'all!

 
At 1:52 PM, March 17, 2005, Anonymous lubavitcher rebbi said...

There is little I can say to truly alleviate your pain, but there is something HaShem needs you to do for Him.

I don't know what it is (only He does), but until you complete His task, you'll be there. Because wherever you find yourself, you should realize that is where HaShem sent you!

Now fuck off becasue Platinum Prize chick is waiting & you must plant the seed of HaShem deep within her!

Be on your way & follow the light on Broadway. You may ask me which light that might be as there are too many, but cleanse your fucked up evil soul and your journey shall be piss fuckin easy!

 
At 2:55 PM, March 17, 2005, Anonymous chazan shmoolie gelbfisz said...

torah is not a drug
so why would you fukin jerks wanna have anything to do with it, are you rolling it up for joints.
hey listen chalkster, boichik,
the rebbetsin wants to see photos of hoes and hoods and wasted yids

 
At 6:16 PM, March 17, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

All that Jewish stuff is boring

 
At 7:38 PM, March 17, 2005, Anonymous prince said...

you can't possibly imagine how fantastic i look in these pants

 
At 7:55 PM, March 17, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

send me a photo....mrchalk@hotmail.com

 
At 9:08 PM, March 17, 2005, Anonymous Mayor Bloomberg said...

Mr Chalk, So New York is your favourite city in the world, is it? We'll see about that. New York is not the domain of the criminal that it once was. We now have criminal offences on our statute books the likes of which you will not find anywhere in the world, aimed at flushing out undesirable types like you:

1. Ashtray in area where smoking is prohibited. FINE: $200 to $2,000.
2. Unauthorized use of a milk crate. FINE: $105
3. Taking up 2 seats on a subway. FINE: $50.
4. Violating a New York City Smoke-Free Air Act. FINE: $200 to $2,000.
5. Violating the 1995 Clean Indoor Act. FINE: $200 to $2,000.
6. Engaging in disorderly conduct. FINE $50.
7. Violating the New York State Vehicle and Traffic Law's "feet must be on pedals" rule. FINE: $100.

This city is not the bohemian's paradise it once was. It only exists in your dreams.

CIVILIZED PEOPLE RULE IN THIS TOWN NOW SO PUSH OFF OR BEHAVE

 
At 10:12 PM, March 17, 2005, Anonymous Tight Pussy said...

Mr. Chalk said...
All that Jewish stuff is boring...

...So are Jewish cocks!

 
At 11:27 PM, March 17, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

do you prefer smegma laden foreskins, puss ??

 
At 11:58 PM, March 17, 2005, Anonymous Kirsty Alley said...

Bloomberg you big bully, you lay one lousy finger on him and I'll set Dr Phil onto you you puny bastard. Just ignore him Chalk.

 
At 12:07 AM, March 18, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Hey Kirsty, can I get right up your alley ?

 
At 1:04 AM, March 18, 2005, Blogger xoxo, me said...

No. And have a great time in the big Apple. There's plenty of debauchery left so just be careful. Look in the back of record stores.

 
At 1:19 AM, March 18, 2005, Anonymous Kirstey alley said...

Dr Phil's so possessive of me these days, honey. If you want to get right up my alley, he said you'll have to get right up Bloomberg's nose. First you have to sit on a milk crate. Then you have to put an ashtray on the table of your non-smoking hotel suite. And he wants to see the proof in photos or fucking me is a no no.
Such a hard man my Dr Phil. Gotta love him.

 
At 5:28 AM, March 18, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

xoxo, i HAVE fucked you, haven't I.

 
At 7:33 AM, March 18, 2005, Anonymous Iggy Pop said...

Smoke more pot. You're putting me to sleep. Get messy and less of the religious bullshit little anonymous people.

 
At 7:50 AM, March 18, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

i agree. Its putting me to sleep.

 
At 8:18 AM, March 18, 2005, Anonymous Mrs Glicks daughter said...

we cant be sucking off boys in the back of taxis all the time, whose gonna make the gefilte fish,
sure you need alot of semen to keep your sheital stiff and brittle
but bagels don't grow on trees
and stop persecuting my people
i personally put alot of smack in my falafel, so iggy you glorious fucking monument to bullshit, don't be shy, come on over and get a taste, you know you want it, and when your totally too far gone Mr chalk can video you getting filthy with that lovely jewish girl kirstie alley

 
At 8:25 AM, March 18, 2005, Anonymous HITLER said...

THIS JEWISH LINE OF QUESTIONING IS MAKING ME VOMIT..........FUCKEN JEWS BLAH BLAH ..CHALKY GET SOME HEROIN AND GO FUK SOME YOKS AND CUM ALL OVER EM...NEW YORK NEW YORK

 
At 11:14 AM, March 18, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

You idiots always have to go to far. A little decorum, please, or i'll have to shut the comments down

 
At 2:38 PM, March 18, 2005, Anonymous Max Hardcore said...

I am copulating with this jewish babe at the moment. She is hanging for it. Claims she can't get any serious cock in Caulfield. If the cap fits.... There could be good potential for a business here. How many more dissatisfied jewish women lurk out in the burbs?

 
At 12:45 PM, March 19, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

your a sick cunt, dougal

 
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