FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK !!!
Well, thats what I once saw on a t-shirt in New York, and guesss what ??? I AM IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT FUCKING NOW !!!! I'm not sure if you knew this, but I love New York soooooo much. It is my favourite city in the whole world and I am here.
WOOHOOO !!!!
Off to dinner now. I am sure I am going to have lots of fun in the big apple, so brace yourself for some serious hardcore motherfuckin shit.
posted by Mr. Chalk @ 8:57 AM
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10 Comments:
torah is not a drug
so why would you fukin jerks wanna have anything to do with it, are you rolling it up for joints.
hey listen chalkster, boichik,
the rebbetsin wants to see photos of hoes and hoods and wasted yids
you can't possibly imagine how fantastic i look in these pants
send me a photo....mrchalk@hotmail.com
Mr Chalk, So New York is your favourite city in the world, is it? We'll see about that. New York is not the domain of the criminal that it once was. We now have criminal offences on our statute books the likes of which you will not find anywhere in the world, aimed at flushing out undesirable types like you:
1. Ashtray in area where smoking is prohibited. FINE: $200 to $2,000.
2. Unauthorized use of a milk crate. FINE: $105
3. Taking up 2 seats on a subway. FINE: $50.
4. Violating a New York City Smoke-Free Air Act. FINE: $200 to $2,000.
5. Violating the 1995 Clean Indoor Act. FINE: $200 to $2,000.
6. Engaging in disorderly conduct. FINE $50.
7. Violating the New York State Vehicle and Traffic Law's "feet must be on pedals" rule. FINE: $100.
This city is not the bohemian's paradise it once was. It only exists in your dreams.
CIVILIZED PEOPLE RULE IN THIS TOWN NOW SO PUSH OFF OR BEHAVE
do you prefer smegma laden foreskins, puss ??
Hey Kirsty, can I get right up your alley ?
Dr Phil's so possessive of me these days, honey. If you want to get right up my alley, he said you'll have to get right up Bloomberg's nose. First you have to sit on a milk crate. Then you have to put an ashtray on the table of your non-smoking hotel suite. And he wants to see the proof in photos or fucking me is a no no.
Such a hard man my Dr Phil. Gotta love him.
Smoke more pot. You're putting me to sleep. Get messy and less of the religious bullshit little anonymous people.
i agree. Its putting me to sleep.
I am copulating with this jewish babe at the moment. She is hanging for it. Claims she can't get any serious cock in Caulfield. If the cap fits.... There could be good potential for a business here. How many more dissatisfied jewish women lurk out in the burbs?
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