Fucken American Cunts

I am walking around in the streets here, and all I can see are big fat fucken american cunts. They eat so fucken much, it makes me sick.

I go into a restaurant and the menu has got 4.6 million things on it. I ask for a mineral water, the bitch looks at me like i'm from fucken outer space. I say, "water with bubbles", she says "oh, you mean a selzer". I dont mean a fucken selzer, but i'll have that anyway.

American Cunts
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Then she asks me "would you like lime or rasberry flavour ?" If I wanted fucken flavoured, I would have asked for it, bitch. No flavour please. "Sorry sir, we only have lime or rasberry."

Cunts.

My mate orders an espresso. "Sorry sir, we don't serve fancy coffee here. Only reg-la coffee here." What the fuck ? 4.6 million items on the menu, and no espresso ? Fuck off.
I feel sick, coz everybody is stuffing their face with onion rings and greasy burgers. I order a greek salad. When it comes, its got a whole packet of feta cheese poured over the top of it. What the fuck is going on in this country ???

Australians and Americans have got a special relationship going on. They love us, we fucken hate them.