Monday, March 14, 2005

Scared Straight

When I was at school, swearing in class was forbidden. No one said fuck or cunt. No one was even allowed to say shit.

Everything changed, though, when they made us watch the show "Scared Straight". This was a show about some young criminals that were forced to go to a prison and listen to hardcore motherfuckers talk about how fucked it was in jail. They would go berko at these kids and scare the shit out of them.

They also swore. Alot.

One guy in particular stood out. He had one eye, and would get right in the face of one of these poor cunts, and scream, "YOU SEE MY EYE, MUTHERFUKKA". His other favourite call was, "HOW YOU GONNA LIKE IT WIT FOUR DICKS UP YOUR ASS"

"Scared Straight" didn't really scare any of us. I mean, we were such a bunch of pussy ass soft cocks, our gangsta attitude never went much further than stealing a Mars Bar. What it did do was give us plenty of material to abuse the fuck out of each other with.

In fact, I blame that show for the disgusting language I seem to rely on to express myself with.

Well, how would you like it with 4 dicks up your ass ?

22 Comments:

At 10:14 PM, March 14, 2005, Anonymous fuck you middle class eastern suburbs working man wannabe said...

Dagger

 
At 10:14 PM, March 14, 2005, Anonymous Dagger said...

man wannabe

 
At 10:23 PM, March 14, 2005, Anonymous Dagger II said...

yeh - fuck you, you middle class, eastern suburbs, cotton wool, matching lugagge, plus four, travel insurance, champagne breakfast, side parting. You don't what it's like to come from Wonthagi!

 
At 10:24 PM, March 14, 2005, Anonymous dagger III said...

fuck

 
At 10:50 PM, March 14, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

fuck you wonthaggi cunthole. youll eat my shit for breakfast and then youll ask for more like a good little scumbag that you are.

 
At 7:39 AM, March 15, 2005, Anonymous jerry springer said...

White trash losers. They wish they could live in the eastern suburbs.

 
At 8:17 AM, March 15, 2005, Anonymous Mr Biggz said...

Well fuck both you little white trash boys.

You need some big black dick. Set yo muthafucka strait & you'll be beggin for mo!

 
At 9:23 AM, March 15, 2005, Anonymous Blade said...

bunch of fuckin' wannabes. Check out your own back yard before you check out someone else.

 
At 12:22 PM, March 15, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 3:06 PM, March 15, 2005, Anonymous working class smell said...

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At 4:54 PM, March 15, 2005, Anonymous Moishe Finkelmacher said...

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At 7:07 PM, March 15, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

what the fuck ?

 
At 7:36 PM, March 15, 2005, Anonymous karl heinz said...

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At 7:46 PM, March 15, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Karl, why are you going on about this gay shit ? I mean surely its not so hard to type "gay porn" into google and get some direction on where to go. no ?

 
At 7:48 PM, March 15, 2005, Anonymous Frank Heinz said...

I don't know about karl but I am certainly very sore after the weekend.. How are you Mr hard chalk?
I hope you come back to Hannover again for some more fun

 
At 8:31 PM, March 15, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

I'll be back for CeBIT next year. Are you and Karl gonna be there, or are you still hiding from the Nazi hunters ?

 
At 8:34 PM, March 15, 2005, Anonymous Karl Heinz said...

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