Scared Straight

When I was at school, swearing in class was forbidden. No one said fuck or cunt. No one was even allowed to say shit.

Everything changed, though, when they made us watch the show "Scared Straight". This was a show about some young criminals that were forced to go to a prison and listen to hardcore motherfuckers talk about how fucked it was in jail. They would go berko at these kids and scare the shit out of them.

They also swore. Alot.

One guy in particular stood out. He had one eye, and would get right in the face of one of these poor cunts, and scream, "YOU SEE MY EYE, MUTHERFUKKA". His other favourite call was, "HOW YOU GONNA LIKE IT WIT FOUR DICKS UP YOUR ASS"

"Scared Straight" didn't really scare any of us. I mean, we were such a bunch of pussy ass soft cocks, our gangsta attitude never went much further than stealing a Mars Bar. What it did do was give us plenty of material to abuse the fuck out of each other with.

In fact, I blame that show for the disgusting language I seem to rely on to express myself with.

Well, how would you like it with 4 dicks up your ass ?