Exposed as a Fraud

Well, it seems that Mr.Chalk has been exposed as a fraud. The so-called "LOO CAM", was nothing more than a rip off, stolen from the pages of this months' Vice Magazine. I am coming clean, in front of everybody, admitting that I made the whole thing up.

I did not run into the ladies lav.
I did not take photos of people fucking
I did not do a runner afterwards
I am a wimp
In fact, I am a fucken wimp

Sorry. Now you can all crucify my.


The big question is, what else did I make up ? I mean, I could be warm and cosy back at home, never having moved an inch.

It could be true, couldnt it........

Anyway, I'm leaving Copenhagen today, off to Aalborg on another imaginary adventure. I'll let you know how it goes.

And by the way, true or not, you've gotta admit this website is more compelling than fucken Yahoo. Well, you're still reading, aren't you.....