Saturday, March 05, 2005

Next Stop......AMSHTERDAAM SHENTRAAL

Well, today i am leaving Manchester, and boy have I had a great time. I met some crazy girls, made a great new friend, and got to eat some really tasty food.

Anyway, enough of that sentimental bullshit, now I'm of to.....AMSHTERDAAAM !!!!

Yes, I'm going to Amsterdam for the weekend. I haven't smoked any pot for 5 weeks, so my brain is like a dry sponge, just waiting to be soaked with that deliciously toxic THC. I must say, I am a little scared. Last time I smoked after a long break I ended up having muscle spasms then passed out on the floor.

Also, my big sister is meeting me there. She is a top woman, and has been really nice to me all my life. She is pretty straight though, so I don't know whats going to happen with her and the mull and all that. I don't think she's ever had a choof, so maybe i'll have to try to get her off her head for the first time in her life. That will be quite an acheivement, considering she is 53 yrs old, not to mention the fact that she is a lung diseases specialist.....

So its destination AMS !!! I'm staying in this really cool hotel with a nightclub in the basement.

I'll let you all know how it goes....

7 Comments:

At 4:27 PM, March 04, 2005, Anonymous Elusive Scarlet said...

Mr Chalk, "enough of that sentimental bullshit" isn't quite up to your usual standard of introspection. I hope you're not going normal on us or anything.

 
At 4:45 PM, March 04, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

I see my whole life as a struggle to acheive normality. My greatest wish is to be normal, and if anyone ever asks me for advice, I tell them to BE NORMAL.

(My technical genius brother will attest to this)

 
At 5:11 PM, March 04, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Introspective, huh ? I think Self Obsessed is probably more accurate

 
At 1:38 AM, March 05, 2005, Anonymous me said...

sounds like fun to be had.goof luck on breaking her out of her shell.

 
At 1:55 PM, March 05, 2005, Anonymous Mall Boy said...

Can you get any photos of classic (bleach blond) dutch prostitutes? They usually don't mind the photos. Any compliants, mention my name..

 
At 1:56 PM, March 05, 2005, Anonymous Mall Boy said...

Can you get any photos of classic (bleach blond) dutch prostitutes? They usually don't mind the photos. Any compliants, mention my name..

 
At 12:01 AM, March 06, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

No worries, MB. I'll go down there tonight after ny sister has gone to sleep

 

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