Thursday, March 03, 2005

Mission Accomplished

Even though I just went through a whole thing about how my adventuring days were over, and that I was far too busy to get involved in such matters, what should happen to come along.....well, believe it or not, AN ADVENTURE !!!!! Well, basically, it was more of a mission than an adventure. I put this one together myself, and I am pretty sure I can say, mission accomplished.

While wasting massive amounts of time taking photos and then farting around on the net at the Flickr site, I managed to join a most worthwhile group of fellow snappers known as the "Taking Photos of Things Your Not Supposed to" group. Well, it says that one of the things you are not supposed to take photos of is the airport, so I steeled myself for the mission, and decided to get some prize snaps.


on a mission
Originally uploaded by Mr. Chalk.
As you can see from this photo of me in the taxi, I was determined to succeed.



departures
Originally uploaded by Mr. Chalk.
I managed to get a shot of the Departures board (while standing right next to 2 cops !!),



security 1
Originally uploaded by Mr. Chalk.
I then got some snaps of the security and metal detector bit.(A bit blurry, I know, but I had to pretend I was putting on my jacket).



Border Police with Xray TV
Originally uploaded by Mr. Chalk.
I also got some good snaps of the border guards (look how blissfully unaware of me they were). It was only when i walked right up to the multi coloured x-ray tv screen to get a shot of it that i got growled at. I said sorry, and that I didn't realize it was naughty, and walked off triumphantly.

Yes, Mission accomplished.

24 Comments:

At 9:36 AM, March 02, 2005, Anonymous Mall Boy said...

That's the spirit. Let yourself go. Ths is the continent of liberation. Any chance of some really trashy Manchester photos?

 
At 9:50 AM, March 02, 2005, Anonymous 99 said...

Is that all you've got??? I've been more highly entertained by "Early 20th Century Lativian Landscape Gardening- Its History and Influences"

 
At 10:24 AM, March 02, 2005, Anonymous steve said...

alright daredevil here's an adventure to try......get a whole shit load of heroin and put it in your pocket. Then go thru customs at the airport again (taking photos of course as you go), get arrested, end up in jail, get pack raped 5 times a week, get malnourished, kill a few inmates and then get out in 30 years as a broken man. Now that is an adventure.

 
At 1:35 PM, March 02, 2005, Anonymous Donald Rumsfeld said...

Keep taking photos of security installations and you'll end up in guantanamo, getting photographed with your fellow inmates. Blog that.

 
At 2:10 PM, March 02, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

mall boy...im going to get right on it. its 5AM now, i'm charging up my camera as we speak, and then i'm gonna hit the road in search of filth. Keep your eyes open for my "Manchester Filth" series on http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrchalk/

 
At 2:12 PM, March 02, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Hey, 99. Funny you should mention that. My mates Simon and Gilles are heading to Latvia for the weekend. I'll get them to keep their eyes open for some interesting garden shots, and if theres anything worthwhile, I'll post them on Flickr

 
At 2:15 PM, March 02, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

As for you stevie boy, my brother, the fully qualified medical practioner, advises me that most people come out of jail extremely well nourished, and fully muscled up. He would know,as a large number of his patients are ex-inmates

 
At 2:22 PM, March 02, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

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At 2:28 PM, March 02, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Hey Rummy,

Glad to see you made it down here. I am a big fan of you and Condy by the way. That Wolfowitz dude is a bit full on though, don't you think ??? I cant believe he even copied your haircut !!!


Do you think you could organize an ADSL connection for me in Guantanamo ? If so, i will definately blog that.

By the way, I heard you and Dick had a falling out over that lying dog Chalabi. I never trusted him myself. And who would ever have imagined he would make a comeback like he did ? I mean, you got your boys into his' house with machine guns, pulled all his funding, and there he pops up again, as a potential candidate for president of the damn joint. You must have been spewing....

 
At 2:30 PM, March 02, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Oh, by the way, that comment i removed was my own. Rummy put the fear of god into me, so i reverted to my Fucken Wimp personality and took the mutherfukka down. My Tough Guy personality took over straight afterwards though, and I put it back up. In your muthafukkin face, Rummy.

 
At 4:14 PM, March 02, 2005, Blogger Nostro Universal Explorer said...

Hmmm, my sister in England tell me also that such fine gents having left incarceration, have indeed reformed, are bulked up & most that she's met have enjoyed their sexual encounters behind bars.

As an owner of a cpl of gyms now, I trust in her impeccable judgement.

 
At 6:38 PM, March 02, 2005, Anonymous blue eyes said...

hey mr chalk.. i see you are keeping yourself busy.. look forward to future installments of your many adventures (unless, of course, you find a slightly more interactive, outdoors based hobby). For the record: ex inmates being extremely well nourished is a stretch, and the fact that they bulk up while being locked up can be attributable to the fear they have of being stood over and ending up as "jail pussy", a charming term to describe those that dont bulk up in time to have a seven foot plastic stand over them and demand blowjobs in exchange for cigs, protection, and inside information, amongst other goodies. its just not an area you want to be commenting on..unless ofcourse you make your next mission "photos from behind the razor wire fence" at a max security facility?

 
At 8:08 PM, March 02, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Hi Blue Eyes,

1. I do have an outdoors hobby which is documented at http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrchalk/ Paste this URL into your browser to find out more.

2. I would not want any hobby that is more interactive than this. Even this is way too interactive.

3. How the fuck do you know so much about prison ? Are you a fucken screw or something ?

4. I will comment on whatever the fuck I want. I'm not a fucken wimp you know.

 
At 7:52 AM, March 03, 2005, Anonymous Madame Collet said...

as usual chorky, you have proven yourself to be a complete moron with too much time on your hands....some things never change.

 
At 8:22 AM, March 03, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Madame Collet, you are nothing but a dirty old french slut. Go back to France, and give Jacques Chirac a blowjob while you are at it. And get the fuck out of my website. Cunt.

 
At 8:37 AM, March 03, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

saiko

 
At 8:48 AM, March 03, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

saiko ?

 
At 10:56 PM, March 03, 2005, Anonymous Elusive Scarlet said...

"Psycho" in Japanese

 
At 3:03 AM, March 04, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

I get it. Thanks for the translation scarlet

 
At 8:35 AM, March 04, 2005, Anonymous Gerald Lever said...

I am eagerly awaiting your next installment Mr Korman, by the way have you got Madame Collet's number......I always had a desire to join with her in the nude and caress her rolls of fat with fine italian olive oil

 
At 12:20 PM, March 04, 2005, Anonymous Mr Groppi said...

Well I did have a rather mischievous affair with Madame Collet. Her rolls of fat were a pleasure & I would stuff my hardened dick in between any number of choice rolls.

However, it all came to a very abrupt ending when I found Aburrow doing likewise whilst holding hands with Fergus for guidance.

Naturally this all took place in the main staffroom with appropriate supervision. Whilst I am usually one who likes sharing this was beyond my realm. So I immediately got stuck into…

Now I think it's about time for more installments Mr Chalk. What is this you have something better to do?

 
At 3:32 PM, March 04, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Hi Mr. Lever

I heard you were in Manchester, and went looking for you in the most obvious place possible:

http://photos6.flickr.com/5855426_82e10cb0e1.jpg

If this link doesnt work, just paste it into your browser, Thats what my technical genius brother told me to do anyway...

All the best mate..

Oh, and no hard feelings about all those lies I told you when I was at school.....

 
At 12:16 PM, October 12, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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I have a gardening store
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Come and check it out if you get time :-)

 
At 12:05 PM, November 07, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

**HYDROPONICS**

 

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