Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Wow

Well, that was a popular one wasnt it !! I mean, I know that sex is a popular subject, but I never expected such a wild response.

Ive still got a couple of days left at this ski resort, and Im so busy snowboarding ive got no time for adventures, so till then, i suppose we can just keep this crap going.

Anyone got any other bright ideas ?

35 Comments:

At 2:32 PM, April 05, 2005, Anonymous Dirty Birdy said...

Hey Mr Chalk,
Can you build something out of snow for us? No, not a snow man... how about a GIANT SNOW-PENIS! Yeah, I know it's a bit sick but it's what you're people want... c'mon - just get straight to the dirty stuff.... and then you can build a giant SNOW-CUNT!

 
At 2:38 PM, April 05, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Thats an idea, but as i said, i am way to busy snowboarding.

If you make one out of dirt from your backyard, take a photo and email it to me at mrchalk@hotmail.com, I promise I will post it on the website.

 
At 2:44 PM, April 05, 2005, Anonymous Dirty Birdy said...

c'mon - just make us an average sized snow penis when you get to the bottom of the mountain, or hill or what ever it is that you snow board down... it'll only take a few seconds, not too much detail required... a roll of snow, a ridge for the helmet, and 2 nuts - easy - you could have done one in the time it took to read this... infact - you could even run outside now and do one... yeah it's dark - but your camera has a flash?!

 
At 10:02 PM, April 05, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

as i said. too busy.

maybe next time.

 
At 10:16 PM, April 05, 2005, Anonymous reg said...

so newhouse are you too good for freda cohen

 
At 10:38 PM, April 05, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

the same question crossed my mind

 
At 10:45 PM, April 05, 2005, Anonymous donald trump said...

i want to do a new tv show called celebrity fuckfest , where we film celebrities fucking in a dimly lit room a la paris hilton, do you or your kooky friends have suggestions for who they would like to see doin it ?

 
At 10:53 PM, April 05, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Well, after this, I suppose Mali Cohen could be considered to be somewhat of a celebrity

 
At 11:09 PM, April 05, 2005, Anonymous the donald said...

does she have an agent ? because i can get bruce willis for 2 bucks an hour or is mr chalk a big enough name ?

 
At 3:30 AM, April 06, 2005, Blogger xoxo, me said...

Mootable request. But I think it is sexy. Even better to tell her over the phone. But maybe use a different term, or use a few descriptive words like sweet and hot.

 
At 6:33 AM, April 06, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

xoxo, i was just kidding.

i asked that question a while ago, in fact i made it into a webpoll. the voting was pretty even.

In the end, I sent the email unedited, and the girl thought it was hot and sexy, and I will probably get a blowjob next time I see her.

Thanks for the advice.

 
At 7:07 PM, April 06, 2005, Anonymous David Brent said...

Get out!

 
At 11:11 PM, April 06, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Did you know there is an American version of The Office ? Virtually identical script, just bad acting and American accents.

Its produced and i think directed by the same guys who did the english one.

I had to turn it off after 5 minutes.

 
At 12:04 AM, April 07, 2005, Anonymous lytlwing said...

I agree, the commercials alone are horrible and those are normally supposed to be the funniest bits. One of the main guys is from a show on Comedy Central called 'The Daily Show' it's a better show completely.

 
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At 9:53 AM, April 08, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

try getting a root, you loser.

 
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