Monday, May 02, 2005

How Weird Street Faire

Today I went to the How Weird Street Faire. It was great. I took over 100 photos, here are my favourites:

Geek Girl
Originally uploaded by Mr. Chalk.
Loads of people were dressed up in costume, but this one got me. She actually had a paper plane pinned to the back of her hair too.

Outstanding work.

Mr. Parasol
Originally uploaded by Mr. Chalk.
I think this guy won my award for most weird outfit of the day.

Congratulations, Mr.Parasol

Fluffy Dog
Originally uploaded by Mr. Chalk.
Even the dogs were wearing Pink Fluff

Oh My God !!!
Originally uploaded by Mr. Chalk.
This is kind of what it was like all day...Oh My God !!!

I'm having a really good time here in San Franciso. I have extended my time here, and have postponed my ticket home. I am definately coming back.

If you would like to see a slideshow of more of these shots, click here


At 2:57 PM, May 02, 2005, Blogger The Picaroony said...

Jesus WEPT !
Man i would gladly get pummeled on a daily basis and have my lunch money taken from my busted fingers if i could do sums and draw pie charts with a geek like that. Not to mention the feckin TOE !!!

At 8:44 PM, May 02, 2005, Anonymous your gopld coast stripping gay boyfriend said...

just have to go to nimbin for the mardi grass. more wierder than the "how wierd street faire".going to start reading the northern star about the bali nine. sound more intelligent people. i want my money back.bring back loo cams an d gay bashing

At 9:57 PM, May 02, 2005, Anonymous Mr Chalk said...


At 10:47 PM, May 02, 2005, Anonymous emmanuel kant said...

yes yes yes what a hot little cunt
fuck the rest cunts are best
the picaroony is a goddam genius
i want the dvd if i can look at cunts on it, mary mother of chalk the winner is "geek cunt heaven"
why aren't there more cunt pics, what the fuck hunt the world for cunt, you cunt

At 4:01 AM, May 03, 2005, Anonymous tecgirl said...

Hey Mr. Chalk,

Love your blog, am like totally addicted to it, but man, these comments, sheesh, they are goddamn neanderthal !

So when are you going home ? And where is home if I may ask ??

At 4:46 AM, May 03, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Picaroony, I agree, she was gorgeous.

Gop ld Coast, I would take photos of Mardi Gras if I was at home, however because I am in Frisco, I took photos of the How Weird Street Faire. I hope you are not too disappointed

Fake Mr Chalk, that is a stupid comment with too many typos to make any sense. Are you related to Gop ld Coast by any chance ? In fact, all of the typo laden comments (including the ones I had to delete) all seem to be quite moronic. Probably drunk.

Emmanuel Kant, I think you need to go and get yourself a woman.

Tecgirl, I agree. There are some highly unintelligent people posting here. Usually I just delete their pathetic garbled nonsense, but sometimes I just let them vent a little.
I think I am going to go home in a week or so. My home is in Myocum, a small town near Mullumbimby in northern New South Wales, Australia. It is a beautiful place and I will be uploading some photos of it when I get there for you to see.

At 8:59 AM, May 03, 2005, Anonymous aussie guy said...

hi mr chalk i live in myocum maybe we should hook up and laze around when you come home.

At 9:43 AM, May 03, 2005, Anonymous Hairy sweaty Emmanuel Kant said...

dear mr chalk
i really want to do tecgirl but i think she thinks i am a neaderthal, dont cavewomen want to fuck, dont they love cock, i mean if they didn't does that mean that all that porn i look at isn't real ? sometimes my knuckles do drag but i can't help it, and i think it's giving me body issues. Oh Please help me mr chalk what do i have to do to make tecgirl understand i sometimes pet the little bunnies before i club em to death ?

At 11:26 AM, May 03, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

aussie guy, i am actually a recluse, and i don't hang out with people as a rule.

Emmanuel Kant, just tell her that she doesnt really know you, as the ability to know is limited to that which can be quantified. Your personality is far more complex and she will just have to trust that you are a nice guy.
If you still strike out, tell her to read "Critique of Pure Reason", and when she dozes off, jump her bones.

At 1:46 PM, May 03, 2005, Anonymous Mr Palmer said...

so it seems you hand out advice for free, well what do you do when you have scabs on your dick from masturbating too much ?

At 2:01 PM, May 03, 2005, Blogger The Picaroony said...

what a can of sexually frustrated worms this has turned out to be ...

At 4:00 PM, May 03, 2005, Blogger The Picaroony said...

....and i am not ashamed to say that i am in touch with my inner Monkey-man, he has his uses.

At 4:38 PM, May 03, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

mr palmer, i would suggest that the thing to do when you have scabs on your dick from masturbating too much is to stop masturbating until they heal.
I know that may sound like a ridiculously severe course of action to take, but it will be worth it in the end, believe me.

At 4:39 PM, May 03, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

hey picaroony,
do you spank your inner monkey ?

At 8:54 AM, May 04, 2005, Blogger jonny-no-stars said...

Will you be posting on your return to ab-"normality" (please?!)

At 9:11 AM, May 04, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

i think so

At 1:25 PM, May 04, 2005, Blogger The Picaroony said...

There are days when my inner monkey would be unrecognisable to his own monkey mother due to the severity of the spanking i've given him. And she gets some too if she opens her mouth.

At 2:46 PM, May 04, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

you are a sick cunt, and you must find an animal psychologist to provide you and your monkey with some IMMEDIATE therapy

At 5:18 PM, May 04, 2005, Anonymous lilolill said...

One might wonder what indeed you wore on that day Mr Chalk.

At 8:39 PM, May 04, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

jeans and t shirt.

At 8:43 AM, May 05, 2005, Blogger The Picaroony said...

Right so i'll see ye there. Can ye make me an appointment ?

At 1:04 PM, May 05, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

I am actually the tharapist. what time is convenient for you ?

At 3:47 PM, May 05, 2005, Blogger The Picaroony said...

i'll consult my monkey !

At 9:40 PM, May 16, 2005, Anonymous The Dead Pope said...

I wouldn't mind booking in, too.

At 2:03 PM, June 08, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your are Nice. And so is your site! Maybe you need some more pictures. Will return in the near future.

At 10:50 PM, July 19, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice idea with this site its better than most of the rubbish I come across.

At 3:56 AM, July 23, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very best site. Keep working. Will return in the near future.


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