Friday, April 22, 2005

Ego ? What Ego ??

This is what I want to do:


Chalk
Originally uploaded by Mr. Chalk.
1. Lush Out
2. Have Sex
3. Have a Good Shit
4. Smoke Pot
5. Go to the Football
6. Lose Weight
7. Watch a Funny Movie
8. Release Tension
9. Hang out by the Pool
10. Touch Smooth Skin
11. Hang Out with My Mates
12. Learn Japanese
13. Laugh
14. Be Cosy



Chalk
Originally uploaded by Mr. Chalk.
15. Live in New York
16. Go to the Desert
17. Buy Kitchen Knives
18. Shoot an RPG into a mountain of TVs
19. Buy a Canon EOS 20d
20. Eat the Freshest Sea Urchin
21. Write a Book
22. Go For a Swim
23. Drive a Fast Car
24. Go to the Crowny
25. Have a Baby
26. Get Stoned
27. Look at Pretty Women
28. Live in Barcelona


Chalk
Originally uploaded by Mr. Chalk.

29. Win
30. Get Fit
31. Cut My Nails
32. Make Money
33. Roll Around on the Grass
34. Touch a Giant Redwood
35. Go Snowboarding
36. Learn Photoshop
37. Drink Krug
38. Hang Out with My Mum



Chalk
Originally uploaded by Mr. Chalk.
39. Smell the Sea
40. Go to the Cricket
41. Take Good Photos
42. Go for a Walk in the Forest
43. Go Back to the Arctic
44. Hang Shit on Poms
45. Read A Gripping Novel
46. Cook Tasty Food
47. Get a Massage (Ive got the best masseur)
48. Learn to Fly a Plane



Chalk
Originally uploaded by Mr. Chalk.
49. Sleep
50. Dream
51. Learn Spanish
52. Wake Up Refreshed
53. Have Lunch at Pellegrinis
54. Get the Vinegar off my Bag
55. Get Over Jet Lag
56. See Frozen Ocean
57. Be Funny
58. Eat a Lamb Souvlaki
59. Get my Tooth Fixed



Chalk
Originally uploaded by Mr. Chalk.
60. Go Home

Yes, I am starting to feel a bit like going home. Well, its about fucken time. Ive been away for almost 3 months now, so its one last adventure, then back to Myocum for bongs and barbecues.
And what was that crap about my ego ??

39 Comments:

At 1:23 AM, April 23, 2005, Blogger xoxo, me said...

Happy Earth Day. Go take a big blanket out in the sunshine and watch the clouds make shapes in the sky.

 
At 2:21 AM, April 23, 2005, Anonymous Kirstey alley said...

Don't do it. DO NOT GO HOME.

Listen Chalk, for the past few months we've been living through you and now we cannot live without you. Your ego is what keeps us alive. I just hope you're not expecting anything stupid like that maybe we'll get a life or something...

If you go home and all this is over it would be too depressing ....

 
At 4:18 AM, April 23, 2005, Blogger xoxo, me said...

What's a Billy? That's my dog's name. Is it a blunt (A cigar of weed)?

 
At 7:44 AM, April 23, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

xoxo, a billy is a bong.

kirstie alley, dont worry. i think i might keep this going after i get back. anyway, aren't you some kind of big fat movie star or something ?

 
At 10:07 AM, April 23, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

when are coming back?

 
At 10:09 AM, April 23, 2005, Anonymous Your new york boyfriend said...

when are u coming back too?

 
At 12:19 PM, April 23, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

i dunno, maybe in a week or so

 
At 4:51 PM, April 23, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

hey, your new york boyfriend, its good to hear from you again. I heard the Caulfield Poofta Bashing Association was looking for ya.

 
At 6:18 PM, April 23, 2005, Anonymous Camera Head said...

Canon 20d is an excellent choice, but for about $1000+ less you can have a Nikon D70. Is definitely all an amateur or semi-pro would EVER want. You just need to add to the kit a zoom lens.

Then learn photoshop...much harder & less fun.

 
At 6:23 PM, April 23, 2005, Anonymous The Iron Chef said...

Kitchen knives...can I suggest to you a good shop in Japan?

California is not the place for you!

 
At 6:37 PM, April 23, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Tell me please about the knife shop and which brand of Japanese knives I should buy, Iron Chef.

Also, why is Cali not for The Chalk ?

 
At 6:43 PM, April 23, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

thanks for the tip, camera head. i will consider carefully before i buy anything.

 
At 7:03 PM, April 23, 2005, Anonymous jermey blog said...

Why go to the footy, when you can watch it over the net?

 
At 7:09 PM, April 23, 2005, Anonymous Camera Head said...

I mean honestly Mr Chalk...just hold the Nikon in your hands. Hey & I used to be a Canon man beforehand. Save the $$$ for more pot or other holiday fun.

Oh & if you don't believe The Camera Head, just read ANY (that's any) photo mag. It wins its class & has been doing so since its release.

A steal for the price!

 
At 7:14 PM, April 23, 2005, Anonymous New to Chalk said...

Greetings Mr. Chalk !
Howya ?!?!
I must ask ....what was the last thing you bought ?
And what was the last thing you sold ?

 
At 7:41 PM, April 23, 2005, Anonymous The Iron Chef said...

Tradition and art need special attention and appropriate care Mr Chalk san.

Same, same is also true of Japanese cooking knives.

There shall be no guarantee for damage incurred by incorrect use!

Sushi chef Hiroyuki Takamine in Tokyo JAPAN
"To me Japanese cooking knives are exactly like beautiful models in undies, you might find something you just want."

Kuro-uchi Nakkiri, Wabocho "Usuba"

Sorry for my poor English.

 
At 7:45 PM, April 23, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Hi new to chalk. i am well. how are you ?

I cant give away all my secrets, or else every man and his dog will be trying to compete with me.

If there is anything you would like to buy or sell, just let me know your target price and i'll see what i can do for you.

Oh, and welcome !!

 
At 7:58 PM, April 23, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

arigato gazaimashita, iron chef san.

i hope to be back in japan in the autumn, and will be sure to buy some then.

 
At 8:04 PM, April 23, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Jeremy Blog, are you serious ?

Thats like saying, "Why watch a woman get undressed in your bedroom when you can watch a porno on the net"

 
At 8:05 PM, April 23, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

no worries camera head.

now go take some photos and post them on flickr.com

 
At 8:13 PM, April 23, 2005, Anonymous Camera Head said...

Will do...plan some on the morrow with Dash Head(GlassHouse Mtns weather permitting)...been raining up here for bout a month without respite.

Will keep Mr Chalk updated.

 
At 9:52 PM, April 23, 2005, Anonymous New To Chalk said...

indeed Mr.Chalk indeed ...with great power comes great responsibility. I can see you are a Master of the Duck and the Dive. Keep up the good work.

 
At 9:55 PM, April 23, 2005, Anonymous New To Chalk said...

...and all n' all i'm doing ok. Somebody just cooked me a steak , somebody just poured me some wine and somebody else is coming over to get naked in my bed. Cheers.

 
At 12:32 AM, April 24, 2005, Anonymous your new york boyfreind said...

mr chalk,we found out where each member lived of the caulfield poofta bashing association and raped them slowly, took photos and them to all there work mates,friends,non homophobic people they knew. we started with the leader and worked our way down to the janitor.they liked so much they join our club.the one you founded

 
At 12:54 AM, April 24, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

now thats just silly, and nowhere near punchy enough.

if your comments dont start entertaining me a bit more, im going to have to start deleting them.

 
At 2:43 AM, April 24, 2005, Blogger Splat ! said...

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a curious question, that's all.

HAVE you installed a LOO CAM in Denmark?

In that case... Where?

*makes it a habbit to check ceilings before using the bathroom*

 
At 2:49 AM, April 24, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we see a picture of your girlfriend?

 
At 4:51 PM, April 24, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

You are too lazy to even make up a fake name. Why should I do anything for you ??

 
At 8:47 PM, April 24, 2005, Anonymous jermey blog said...

I had always thought that porno was best...What's this business about a girl getting undressed in your actual bedroom? Please do tell all...

 
At 10:36 PM, April 24, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

hmmm....you may have a point

 
At 8:45 AM, April 26, 2005, Blogger Brooklyn said...

WHY NOT ADD TO YOUR LIST OF FAVORITE THINGS:
1. THE SMELL OF FRESH COFFEE
2.SLEEPING IN THE NUDE
3.CLEAN SHEET NIGHT
4. HEARING THE ONE YOU LOVE SAY YOUR NAME

AND JEREMY - THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE IN PORN AND THE SUBTLE EROTICSIM OF A REAL WOMAN UNDRESSING IN FRONT OF YOU...JUST IN MY BOOK BEING A WOMAN....

 
At 10:21 AM, April 26, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's wrong with your tooth?

 
At 7:43 AM, April 27, 2005, Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

I got it pulled out 13 years ago.

 
At 4:29 AM, May 31, 2005, Anonymous The Dead Pope said...

i just got my tooth that got knocked loose in my valiant accident 9 years ago 'fixed' and it cost 5 grand...then again, that probably a tank of fuel for you.

 
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