Ego ? What Ego ??
This is what I want to do:
1. Lush Out
2. Have Sex
3. Have a Good Shit
4. Smoke Pot
5. Go to the Football
6. Lose Weight
7. Watch a Funny Movie
8. Release Tension
9. Hang out by the Pool
10. Touch Smooth Skin
11. Hang Out with My Mates
12. Learn Japanese
13. Laugh
14. Be Cosy
15. Live in New York
16. Go to the Desert
17. Buy Kitchen Knives
18. Shoot an RPG into a mountain of TVs
19. Buy a Canon EOS 20d
20. Eat the Freshest Sea Urchin
21. Write a Book
22. Go For a Swim
23. Drive a Fast Car
24. Go to the Crowny
25. Have a Baby
26. Get Stoned
27. Look at Pretty Women
28. Live in Barcelona
29. Win
30. Get Fit
31. Cut My Nails
32. Make Money
33. Roll Around on the Grass
34. Touch a Giant Redwood
35. Go Snowboarding
36. Learn Photoshop
37. Drink Krug
38. Hang Out with My Mum
39. Smell the Sea
40. Go to the Cricket
41. Take Good Photos
42. Go for a Walk in the Forest
43. Go Back to the Arctic
44. Hang Shit on Poms
45. Read A Gripping Novel
46. Cook Tasty Food
47. Get a Massage (Ive got the best masseur)
48. Learn to Fly a Plane
49. Sleep
50. Dream
51. Learn Spanish
52. Wake Up Refreshed
53. Have Lunch at Pellegrinis
54. Get the Vinegar off my Bag
55. Get Over Jet Lag
56. See Frozen Ocean
57. Be Funny
58. Eat a Lamb Souvlaki
59. Get my Tooth Fixed
60. Go Home
Yes, I am starting to feel a bit like going home. Well, its about fucken time. Ive been away for almost 3 months now, so its one last adventure, then back to Myocum for bongs and barbecues.
And what was that crap about my ego ??
posted by Mr. Chalk @ 4:05 PM
33 comments
33 Comments:
Don't do it. DO NOT GO HOME.
Listen Chalk, for the past few months we've been living through you and now we cannot live without you. Your ego is what keeps us alive. I just hope you're not expecting anything stupid like that maybe we'll get a life or something...
If you go home and all this is over it would be too depressing ....
xoxo, a billy is a bong.
kirstie alley, dont worry. i think i might keep this going after i get back. anyway, aren't you some kind of big fat movie star or something ?
when are coming back?
when are u coming back too?
i dunno, maybe in a week or so
hey, your new york boyfriend, its good to hear from you again. I heard the Caulfield Poofta Bashing Association was looking for ya.
Canon 20d is an excellent choice, but for about $1000+ less you can have a Nikon D70. Is definitely all an amateur or semi-pro would EVER want. You just need to add to the kit a zoom lens.
Then learn photoshop...much harder & less fun.
Kitchen knives...can I suggest to you a good shop in Japan?
California is not the place for you!
Tell me please about the knife shop and which brand of Japanese knives I should buy, Iron Chef.
Also, why is Cali not for The Chalk ?
thanks for the tip, camera head. i will consider carefully before i buy anything.
Why go to the footy, when you can watch it over the net?
I mean honestly Mr Chalk...just hold the Nikon in your hands. Hey & I used to be a Canon man beforehand. Save the $$$ for more pot or other holiday fun.
Oh & if you don't believe The Camera Head, just read ANY (that's any) photo mag. It wins its class & has been doing so since its release.
A steal for the price!
Greetings Mr. Chalk !
Howya ?!?!
I must ask ....what was the last thing you bought ?
And what was the last thing you sold ?
Tradition and art need special attention and appropriate care Mr Chalk san.
Same, same is also true of Japanese cooking knives.
There shall be no guarantee for damage incurred by incorrect use!
Sushi chef Hiroyuki Takamine in Tokyo JAPAN
"To me Japanese cooking knives are exactly like beautiful models in undies, you might find something you just want."
Kuro-uchi Nakkiri, Wabocho "Usuba"
Sorry for my poor English.
Hi new to chalk. i am well. how are you ?
I cant give away all my secrets, or else every man and his dog will be trying to compete with me.
If there is anything you would like to buy or sell, just let me know your target price and i'll see what i can do for you.
Oh, and welcome !!
arigato gazaimashita, iron chef san.
i hope to be back in japan in the autumn, and will be sure to buy some then.
Jeremy Blog, are you serious ?
Thats like saying, "Why watch a woman get undressed in your bedroom when you can watch a porno on the net"
no worries camera head.
now go take some photos and post them on flickr.com
Will do...plan some on the morrow with Dash Head(GlassHouse Mtns weather permitting)...been raining up here for bout a month without respite.
Will keep Mr Chalk updated.
indeed Mr.Chalk indeed ...with great power comes great responsibility. I can see you are a Master of the Duck and the Dive. Keep up the good work.
...and all n' all i'm doing ok. Somebody just cooked me a steak , somebody just poured me some wine and somebody else is coming over to get naked in my bed. Cheers.
now thats just silly, and nowhere near punchy enough.
if your comments dont start entertaining me a bit more, im going to have to start deleting them.
Can we see a picture of your girlfriend?
You are too lazy to even make up a fake name. Why should I do anything for you ??
I had always thought that porno was best...What's this business about a girl getting undressed in your actual bedroom? Please do tell all...
hmmm....you may have a point
what's wrong with your tooth?
I got it pulled out 13 years ago.
i just got my tooth that got knocked loose in my valiant accident 9 years ago 'fixed' and it cost 5 grand...then again, that probably a tank of fuel for you.
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